Short Funny Quotes by Famous Blondes

Not all Blondes were created equal. As we know some blondes have been particularly intelligent, fast witted and talented i.e Mae West, while others well hmmm.....

What is it with our obsession with blondes? This golden Halo that creates a certain je ne sais quoi? They have been the muse for countless jokes and Short Funny Quotes. We know that many celebrities did not get their fame and acclaim till they dyed their tresses blonde, for example Marilyn Monroe and Madonna. Would Blondie be the success in pop history if she was Debra Harry the brunette?

We have concentrated on the Silly Quotes by Famous Blondes rather than some of their more intelligent quotes for the exercise of amusement and the blonde cliche.

Paris is the epitome of The blonde cliche. Some of the things that have come out of her mouth are Brilliant; like Zoolander or Spinal Tap. She seems to be a walking mocumentary of The Great Blonde. That is why Sweet Paris wins No.1 for Short Funny Quotes by Blondes.

1."I Don't think I just Walk."

2.“Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?”

This Queen of Country Music is also famous for her Curves, Her Renaissance/ Dynasty 80's Hair and generous application of colorful make up.

3."You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!"

4."It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen."

Princess, Beauty Queen, Movie Star and Marriage-aholic. This cat has 9 lives or should I say 9 husbands. She is our hero forever for slapping a police officer when he gave her a traffic violation.

5."How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"

6."I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."

She has touched millions of hearts with her combination of childlike vulnerability and blonde bombshell sex appeal. Marilyn whose life ended in tragedy is our cherished icon.

7."When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the icebox!"

8. "What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course."

Love her or hate her we all know that Madonna is here to stay. The most long standing famous female Pop Star who has been with us since Lay GaGa was in her diapers.

9. "I won't be happy till I'm as famous as God."


10. "I don't trust any man who hasn't kissed another man."

By Demand The Blonde Bombshell Beauty Brigitte Bardot Has been added to this list. This 60's french movie star gained world fame after starring in the appropriately titled movie "And God Created Woman". She also had success as a singer collaborating with French Pop Hero Serge Gainsbourg. Bardot may have been the Inspiration for Roger Vadim's cult Movie "Barbarella" as she was his ex wife.

11.“It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.”

12.“When you’re thirty you’re old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.”

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